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Unit 01Ethereum · Uniswap v4Fixed supplypressgoesbrr.online

The press only
runs one way.

A cut of the ETH paid on every buy stays inside the press. Sells pay nothing. When ETH has pooled up, anyone at all can pull the lever — the press spends it buying $PRESS on the open market and hands those tokens to the people who locked their bag. Whoever pulled the lever keeps a small tip.

The press, illustrated

UNIT 01 · sheet-fed press schematic animation
Illustration · scripted example · not live data
ETH POOL BUYS LEVER · print() STAKERS
ETH in the press
0.000 ETH
Lever
idle
Pulls this cycle
0
Sheets to stakers
0

The animation runs a scripted demonstration cycle on a loop. The figures above are made-up example values chosen to make the sequence readable — they are not a chain read, and there is nothing on chain to read yet.

How it works · three steps

How the press works, in three steps

01 — INTAKE

Buys feed it

When someone buys $PRESS, a slice of the ETH they spent is kept by the press instead of going into the pool. It just sits there, in ETH, waiting.

Selling costs nothing. The slice is only ever taken on the ETH going in. Anyone can also top the press up directly by sending it ETH.

02 — THE LEVER

Anyone pulls it

print() has no owner and no permission check. Any address can call it, once per cooldown, and the press spends its pooled ETH buying $PRESS on the open market — a real buy, in the same pool everyone else trades.

Each pull is capped in ETH, so the press makes a steady run of small buys rather than one large one.

03 — DELIVERY

The sheets go to lockers

The $PRESS the press just bought goes straight to the staking pot and is split pro-rata between everyone who has locked their tokens there.

Whoever pulled the lever keeps a small tip out of the same purchase, which is what pays them for the gas.

Why anyone would want one

Volume becomes a buy order,
and the buy order has a name on it.

Most tokens that talk about buybacks take the fee in tokens and sell them for ETH first. That is a sell — it is the thing it claims to fight. This press never takes a token fee at all. Nothing about holding, sending or selling $PRESS costs anything; the token contract has no transfer tax in it. The only thing the press ever touches is a slice of the ETH somebody has already decided to spend on a buy.

So there is no round trip. There is only a buy, and the ETH for it came from other people's buys. The more the token trades, the more ETH is sitting in the press waiting to be turned into a market order.

Nobody has to be trusted to run it. The lever is a public function. If the people who deployed it vanished, the press would keep filling on every buy and any stranger could still pull it — and would be paid a tip for doing so.

None of that is a claim about price. It is a description of what the code does with the ETH. Read the mechanism page for the exact accounting, the caps, and the ways a pull can fail.

At a glance

At a glance

Chain
Ethereum mainnet
Market
Uniswap v4 · ETH/PRESS
Total supply
1,000,000,000 PRESS
Minted
Once, in the constructor
Transfer tax
None
Cut on sells
None
Cut on buys
ETH leg only, capped at 5%
Who can pull the lever
Anyone

Every row above is a constant or a hard limit written into the contracts. The exact values chosen at deployment are listed on the mechanism page.

The lever, in code

// PressHook.sol — no modifier, no owner, no allowlist. function print() external nonReentrant returns (uint256 toStakers, uint256 keeperTip) { // 1. must have waited out the cooldown // 2. spend = min(pooled ETH, maxPrintEth) // 3. one unlock: buy $PRESS with that ETH // 4. tip to msg.sender, the rest to the staking pot }

Abridged for reading — the full function, including the slippage bound and the failure cases, is walked through on the mechanism page.

Current state · pre-launch

$PRESS has not been deployed.

There is no contract address, because there is no contract on chain. There is no presale, no allocation, no allowlist and nothing to connect a wallet to. Any address, ticker, group or sale claiming to be this project today is not this project.

When it does deploy, the address will appear here first, on this domain, and the contract source will be published on Etherscan.

The contracts have an internal test suite — 67 tests, including runs against a fork of Ethereum mainnet and a stateful invariant suite. They have not had an independent external audit. Treat this the way you would treat any unaudited contract.